the one i was dancing with in new york

I’m feeling particularly parasocial today but at least it’s in an I’m feeling disproportionately happy that someone I’ve never met is getting something they’ve always wanted way and not an I’m traveling to NYC and stalking the wedding of someone I’ve never met way

pouring one out for my close personal friend taylor swift

obviously people can do what they want blah blah blah but I genuinely can't imagine thinking taylor is a terrible person and still continuing to run a fan blog and keep up with her every move

are we actually live blogging the taylor swift wedding after all these years this is OUR super bowl

travis kelce is like a sister to me

At what hour during the reception do taylor lautner and benson boone have a back flip off?

And when we get reception photos with the fuckass filter on what then

and what if kevin from taylor nation makes his long awaited comeback at taywedding? what then?