CJ Boy Meets World

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

Tag yourself I’m Has Weird Priorities and Easily Sidetracked

sometimes i wonder if this person ever made the cheesecake

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[ID: Tweet by @\jakebrodes that says, "A dem rakes office it takes them 4 years to pass the We Love You bill, which grants a 1 time $1200 loan to black small business owners. Every time a republican is in office day 1 they pass the all encompassing Nasty Mothafucka Act that kills every living thing on gods green earth". End ID]

its so fucking funny that nuclear waste is such a contentious topic. like yeah those damn nuclear advocates need to figure out somewhere reasonable to put that nuclear waste. for now we will  be sticking with coal power because it puts its waste products safe and sound In Our Lungs, where they cannot hurt anybody,

The thing is that for every hazard of nuclear waste, pretty much the worst case scenario is that it might do something that coal power is already doing. You could aerosolize nuclear waste and just spray it out of a chimney and it would have less environmental and health impacts than coal because you’d only be spraying like a gram of it for every billion tons of coal smoke for the same amount of power.

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."