🎀Andskotans🎀

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional “that is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypes” statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like “is me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you don’t think big tough russian can take it like a man?” and nobody quite knows if he’s kidding or not

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

burnout from not doing anything