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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
styofa doing anything

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trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
(for science.)
You have a fitting blog title
this post is getting 50k easy
Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:
1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow
2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down
3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke
4. Get your friends in on it
summer 2024 tokyo debunker doodle log

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he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this
You forgot the other two.
another comic about friendship
the first one is here
realizing there's no logical reason for the characters to be doing the thing you want them to be doing
realizing that just means you can find an illogical reason instead

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t-shirt with the words โhigh-functioning corpseโ printed on it
That one fic with the tag dead and alive strippers that I read in grade school
Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
Smh this is their daily routine
I've always wanted to draw Taiga cat jump onto Romeo cat....

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Trapped in a Locker: Sinostra Edition (SFW)
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Taiga Hoshibami
Taiga had nothing to hide from. He was in an impassive daze when you shoved him into a locker to hide. His distant gaze cleared and settled on you curiously, one eyebrow raised. He settled against the wall when you pressed yourself against him, unable to find space anywhere else. A contented, yet mocking smile stretched across his lips when darkness settled over the two of you.ย
โSo desperate to get me alone, huh kitten?โ His voice was low, out of the desire to get under your skin more than to hide from an anomaly he might not have even noticed.ย
โShut up! Thereโs an anomaly on the loose and your gun was confiscated.โย
Taiga grabbed your chin, clicking his tongue to scold you. โExcuses, excuses. I know what you really want.โ His kiss was hard and forceful, hungry and insistent. His tongue slid against yours when you opened your mouth in surprise. You were caught between him and an anomaly, certain he was the more dangerous of the two, but vastly preferable. His wandering hands and mouth thrilled you, but you were afraid of what violations Ritsu would rattle off if he caught you with Taiga in this state.ย
You didnโt want the kiss to end, but the fear of getting caught or overheard won the battle. Pushing against Taigaโs chest only spurred him on. His hold on you tightened and his sharp teeth grazed against your lip, sinking into the plump flesh hard enough to break skin. He lapped at the coppery taste before pulling back, nowhere near satisfied.ย
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Heeey so remember this post? It's time for the reverse version now! Buckle up for a nsfw yapping time! (โ โงโ โฝโ โฆโ )