honk!

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

need hrt that makes me a 1/8 scale ball jointed doll so i can sit on the desk of a beautiful woman

do NOT separate them

let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby

don’t talk to me or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my–

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

BORN TO SNOOZE WORLD IS A SNUGGLE BILLIONS MUST NAP

410757864530 DEAD COPS

@bingubus

ⓘ This user wants to be regularly treated as a dog 🐾

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.