Circuit

what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”

“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”

‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it

What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?

“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”

I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking

I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”

LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER

Character development

This is exactly what Steve would have wanted

Dear friends, morality is something we all have to be reminded of in scary doses. Please call those you love today and tell them to have some

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i thought somebody else might need to hear this, because i did.

I agree!

really super fuckin important

Backseats should have seat belts designed specifically for laying down or sleeping.

suicidal people deserve a space to talk about their suicidal feelings without risking hospitalization/institutionalization or being accused of being manipulative or attention seeking

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

bpd isn’t just simple ups and downs it’s not just depression or anxiety it’s having total breakdowns for the most ridiculous reasons feeling like your life is over for practically no reason and crying over the smallest things it’s having one of the highest suicide rates  it’s complete self invalidation, neurosis bordering psychosis feeling like you’re being torn in all kinds of directions it’s your own mind making you believe no one cares even when people keep telling you they do it’s the illusion that you’re worthless and you don’t fit in that perhaps you’ll never fit in no matter what it’s so much more than what people think it is it’s the fear of abandonment we struggle with whenever we think we’re being ignored it is horrible and makes you feel like you’re drowning like you have fallen into a body of water and you can’t reach the surface no matter how hard you try, it doesn’t matter like you’re trapped in a tiny room without any opening it makes you want to die, but also you don’t want to die it’s everything but fun, it’s not something hip people shouldn’t use it as a label to be special it’s nothing but bad and those dealing with it have to be incredibly strong simply to make it through the day, every single night dealing with the same thing again and again time and time again it’s the same old battle and it never changes by saying you have bpd when you do not have it, just to stick out you’re making the stigma so much worse, you’re making it worse for those who actually struggle with this disorder every single day as someone who deals with bpd myself I am incredibly proud of those of us that don’t give up it’s beyond difficult and I know we all know a bpd life is very difficult and at times seems worthless but it’s not even a bpd life is worth living for we too deserve happiness, and I believe we will find it if only we don’t back down you might think you’re worthless but you’re not you’re a brave person, a beautiful soul

yoooo, in group therapy last year we got told to do this! i never did it tho but its really useful

Reblog to save a life

Bre is sin itself! https://en.shindanmaker.com/593415