I'm a stitch away from making it, and a scar from falling apart

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

maybe catholics were right. stop being horny.

i posted this LAST NIGHT i’m so sorry what have i done

I’m waiting for this to get flagged honestly

Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged

He looks like a boobie

STOP SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORD

The ending is the best lol

Fuck….. Fucking amazing

He looks so proud

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

They’re German ducks, of course they’re waiting for the green light

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

WTF

How my mind shows me my mistakes vs the actual mistake

^

This is so important.