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“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

some weird alternate timeline where overwatch is just a really weird and complicated webcomic & tumblr vas scramble to give every character the most obnoxious voice 

bitey this is just homestuck

i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”

The Ministry of Sweet Tricks

#yer a cool guy harry

Every time I read this I start laughing bc I keep thinking about Harry’s utter disbelief that he could ever be a cool guy “I think you must have made a mistake. I don’t think I can be a cool guy”

never forget that 13 year old Tim Drake blackmailed the BATMAN

Never forget that 12 year old Jason Todd jacked the wheels off the batmobile, then told Batman it was his fault for parking in “crime alley”.

Goodnight to everyone except the person that invented the word “thrussy” please have nighmares

some people?????? use thrussy?????? to cope????

Yessssss

i know we’re all up in arms about the fyre festival, but as we speak, a hacker going by the name of The Dark Lord has secured season 5 of Orange is the New Black and is now blackmailing Netflix for “a modest ransom” and quite frankly i have never heard anything more hilarious in my life, like honestly, what is this day????

what the fuck it’s true