Midnight Zone

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

Here's your controller bro

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

what the fuck man you cant do that