being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking

*bouncing and whining on it* do you like. actually like me?

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

heated rivalry is set in a wild fantasy world where male professional athletes deserve to live

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)