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johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

Thought crimes aren't real, telepaths don't exist, and even if they were and do, having your head constantly play "Fly me to the moon/Let me kick its fucking ass/Let me show you what I learned/In my moon jiu-jitsu class" on repeat while out and about in public isn't illegal

Girls don't want more big name studio super hero movies. Girls want indie movies on a 3mil budget where a YouTuber puts himself in a big box that shakes him around and gets a double eye infection from a record breaking amount of fake blood.

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

I AM ON A BUS AND I CLICKED ON THIS FORGETTING MY AIRPODS WERE OUT AND IT JUST BLASTED FULL "white woman spotted." OUT LOUD AND NOW THERES A WHITE WOMAN STARING AT ME HELP

If this is what it takes to make a headphone jack standard again, then that is what we must do

getting mad at ao3 for being against censorship and allowing all kinds of dark and fucked up fics to be on their platform is like getting mad at a library for not banning books

i don’t like being perceived but i do love being adored

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

A lot of discourse could stop if y'all stopped approaching every situation with this idea that your experience is the default one

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist