Occasionally funny

I deadass don’t know how to respond

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Makes a typo, goes to edit it, but someoe already reblogged it so the damage to my reputation is permanent and unavoidable.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

your cat was an honor to see in the window