Psst... It's Free La Croix ;)

Ooh, I love them so much

Tawara, come here. Go on, have a bite! You did wonderfully this morning, so I thought you deserved a little extra~

Haha, not all at once! One bite at a time... Huh? What is it? Why'd you stop?

Ah, you're here. That explains it. Tawara must have spotted you and forgotten all about his food.

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.