gonna start climbing the walls demon style if i don’t get fucked soon

I'm a bit bored. Why don't you come be porn for me so I can jack off. Maybe I'll even finish on you if you're good.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

i forget theres lesbians who are like very against masculine presenting women and will go out of their way to comment about that. ive met the femme for femme types who can't stand "mullet gays" lol. oh wow you hate women who don't conform to gender roles thats so brave and counter culture of you lol

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

Being a freak is all fun in games till one of your friend dose something you’re into and you have to pretend like nothing happened 

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

let's put this clear, a man will never be cooler than a butch lesbian

Fucking her tits after ruining her cunt… My strap slick with her cum, spreading it across her chest as I thrust upwards. Maybe I’d just sit there, playing with her nipples while she cleans me off.