ghost rule

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

To the jonker this is just a regular liquid

one thing they don’t tell you about tumblr is you gotta look out for the spike traps

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

high speed clownload

100 sillybytes per second

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

smells like water

its like im there