pure vibes

ok you can come out with us but i’m assigning you a 2 drink maximum since last time you proclaimed an oath of vengeance to the entire bar

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

people need to be more aware of ragebait as a marketing strategy and stop accidentally promoting companies by sharing their ads. reddit falls for this too hard.

and fuck the French for forcing the conditions of its creation/popularization on them/us

man ass

reblog to play with the balls of the user you reblogged this from.

Everybody get more anti war right now

Warfare is not an inherent state of humanity, in any case, and it can and it will be abolished. I'm tired of people treating this like it's just the weather or nature. We know the material reasons behind war and they don't hold up and won't hold up forever.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i need men to stop shaving their body hair cause what do you mean you have a beautiful happy trail or soft ridges of pubes and back hair that you're getting rid of. nature made forests to admire and be in awe of.