let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

Yea thats how animals work

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

Pokemon Heritage Post

i absolutely adore weird black girls

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum

im a protected species you fucking asshole