The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

watch this

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

Item: free cursed sofa

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

LMFAO Song “Sorry For Bitmoji Porn”

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

the pagan origins of the fourth of july