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haha by the way!

#in the middle of migrating stuff from twitter rip me #i think i've plugged this here before but now the account has all my vtuber art

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elismor

I thought about just tagging this 'nuff said, but it's not.

I want to say something to all of the women under 50 on this site. Ready? You do not have to be over 50 to start taking up space.

Can I make that blink? Is that a thing Tumblr can do? Because, seriously. The sooner you believe you are allowed to take up space, the better life will be.

blackjame

nat-20s

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

yourknightinshiningplastic

punkrorschach

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

punkrorschach

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

black-quadrant

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

#today a supervisor admitted to me that i inspired her to get a couple of cute twirly skirts #i never talk to her so this felt like i won at Background Whimsy Character

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proxima-bee

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

cleric-chono-is-my-everything

can you imagine how good fandoms would be if fans thought of women as human beings

tlirsgender

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

tlirsgender

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

pavlover-boy

big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

aropride

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

cheaphalloweencostume

i think it goes without saying but is still worth noting, my beef with booktok literature is 100% about the quality. i LOVE housewives reading weird porn. i wish they would do it more

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json-derulo

earlier I was coming back up from skating and one of the starstruck little kids from across the hall asked me, “how are you allowed to drive on the inside?” (referring to the fact that I carefully skate in the hallway and elevator, because swapping shoes on and off for the one-block commute to and from the park is a massive pain in the ass), and I swear to god the dialogue options that flashed up on my heads-up display were

[] Nothing in the lease explicitly says I can’t, and all uncodified rules are merely suggestions

[] I’m probably not, but the only people in this building who are fast enough to actually stop me are the maintenance guys who are all charmed by my kind green eyes and adorable dog

[x] I ate all my vegetables and did my homework so my mom said I’m allowed to do whatever I want

ahotknife

she kills me

dracoj

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

lifeafterpsychiatry

When cats walk up to you all "hi can I perhaps interest you in me, kitten boy? I'm literally warm and soft"

raven

my character... hes an orphan. and a bastard. and hes a child assassin. and he has a wolf companion. and hes bicurious

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dappermouth

Oops! …I Did It Again (Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances and Returned Physically Intact but Intrinsically Altered by a Terrible Journey Through the Other-World)

seaemberthesecond

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

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