This is my blog, and I choose the bullshit

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[lazy as shit, doesn't make anything] i.m saving the world

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

Yeah you were just born now get over it. Get ready for floor

i’m seeing little green men and i’m starting to like it