This is my blog, and I choose the bullshit

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

i remember july like it was yesterday

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

you follow me back on tumblr and i immediately dig my claws into you and start leeching your blood and nutrients. and we are #bestfriends ^_^

if you unfollow me im killing us both Ok❗ Nobody else gets to siphon your nutrients

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing