This is my blog, and I choose the bullshit

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

You can lie when you name things

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

DOLBY BORTHDAY!!! FIVE!!

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

object show where humans and objects coexist in the same world. but not in like a bfdi way where the humans are stick figures . the humans are like real humans of earth and objects to them are like facinating little animals

human protag studying objectology and going out to do field research on an intriguing object social ritual known as a 'competition'