This is my blog, and I choose the bullshit

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

i will now think about my oc when they were very small. this will surely not give me psychic damage

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

horse 🫵

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc

its called a dvd because it stands for digital versatile disc

it’s called a blu ray because it stands for blue ray

it’s called a cassette because that’s what it’s called

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

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