This is my blog, and I choose the bullshit

V8 smoko

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

(desperately trying to manufacture a situation where it's reasonable to show someone my boobs voice) hhaha I'm totally wasted off this milk and cookiesdo you wanna see someyhing cool ??

does anyone have the one image of that twink failing to pick up a jug of milk

thank you

weed before boner epic stoner

beer before weed thespider gets you