Wildpaw

i wanna see more stories with a time skip epilogue where at least one character has clearly transed their gender and it isnt really remarked upon. bonus if none of them were remotely hinted to be trans until that moment because i think it'd be funny to watch a fandom react to that. your blorbo's happily ever after involves being a woman. dont worry about it.

I will never get tired of the big-ass fucking seagull head on the front of Helsinki art museum. I hope they never take it down.

This is the sort of shit that all public artwork should be. The kind that you can use as a landmark to find your lost buddies. Going like "yeah I'm standing at the front of this building. Under the giant fucking seagull head. You'll know it when you see it."

whenever i imagine someone getting tied to the train tracks i imagine it in a nondescript field like this

[ID: A photo of a crocodile with a very wide, pretty flat-to-the-ground head and torso (its tail is out of frame), viewed from head on and a little above. /end ID]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.

This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.