Child-O-Kronos

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

@death2america

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no matter what will happen tomorrow, nothing can recreate the feeling of being dead inside for months because of the lockdown and then completely on edge for days because of the presidential election, only to wake up to a text message that says “babe wake up, destiel is canon” and be hit by the fake news that putin is stepping down only seconds afterwards, like how are you supposed to recreate that feeling, how are you supposed to experience a mass hysteria like putindestielelection day ever again, I hope nothing will ever make me feel that way again but I will cherish that day for the rest of my life

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

Why would they speak spanish in europe

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

@caruliaa

Look at this beautiful angel

a dude dressed in all black and a motorcycle helmet just went by the curb at top speed on an electric unicycle and the lady on the phone next to me said “alex there’s some guy from the future here”

i’m obsessed with billzo’s energy i feel like he came straight out of a movie set in a high school during the 90s and he’s the kid that would flip off a teacher and pull the fire alarm but also punch someone in the jaw for his friends