Hey deadhead, take a bite of peach

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Your toddler was the Little Art Connoiseur

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

And it is said when Thangorodrim fell and Morgoth was taken, the Balrogs decided to hide underground go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.