Hey deadhead, take a bite of peach

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used

i love playing blogs with you, come to my house

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

my knight told me to carry on his legacy if anything happens to him brother i can barely carry your spare gauntlets

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

This is not cool as you think it is. and if you find this post relatable/funny you should get your acts checked lol. And it’s always americans doing unnecessary dumb shit

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man