Wasps? In my coffee?

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

it is a league wide known fact that you do Not Ask Hollanov For Romantic Advice. it is just common knowledge. not because they aren't a lovely couple. they definitely are. but to get there they spent a decade putting themselves and each other into emotional saw traps. they're winning the best couple award hands down. but they forget their trophy room is also full to the brim of 'most criminally insane situationship' medals and 'longest running what are we' certificates.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

do not seperate them

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.