Wasps? In my coffee?

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

oh and also "even if the thing is bad your criticism of it can come from a place of patronising misogyny"

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

10 years ago

(desperate for cock voice) im not desperate for cock

(desperate for cock voice) im not desperate for cock

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature