Wasps? In my coffee?

It's almost 5 am. I am still on the couch.

Me literallt right now...

revenge bedtime procrastination at it again

Me every day

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

The way the broadcast says “we” when talking about Vegas and “they” when talking about the canes 🙄🙄 like we knew but come on. Make an effort

”but that’s not on carter hart I don’t put that goal on carter hart” THE GOALIE FOR THE TEAM!!?????

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular… I don’t even care if this is true or not, it is in my dreams and fantasies and this man is a legend

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

god I hope someone sets carter hart on fire

the obnoxious stolen v*gas siren which sucks versus the beautiful and angelic thematically relevant canes siren