Wasps? In my coffee?

My tolerance for second hand embarrassment is too low for this i fear

Hot best friend please I'm begging you dump your loser boyfriend

Was she raised in a nunnery

I fear I'm more invested in the whore sideplot than mr teeth retention and miss clarinet

Girl dump your boring boyfriend

Why are the big lights on during this party????? You can't convince me they're too broke for a cheap disco ball or SOMETHING

Lots of thin layers in an ice rink here

Yesss here are the unflattering tracksuits i expect of student athletes absolute eyesore 10/10

You're telling me these hockey players don't have roller blades also?

Are there no gay people studying music at this university? I mean they've nailed the judgy orchestra vibe but fuuuuuck

Tits out fair enough

Oh my god they're using the Grand Tour music for the intro kdjdjdjdjjdjdkxkdjdjdj no one tell Jeremy Clarkston

The way i would be DIVING across the room if he took my phone-