Party rockers in the house tonight

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

dude quick cut off all your other social and financial ties

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight