The Funsettler

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

me when I’m using the app that makes my girlfriend laugh

oh my fucking god who cares about men who caresssssss

shut upppppppppppppp

"Are they lovers?" Worse. They were supposed to be, but never got the chance.

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

median american voter

manipulate your genitals