The Funsettler

the pussy got me suckin her dick

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

how fake slowburn enjoyers look at you when you hit them with that "watamote eventually genre shifts to yuri"

knowledge of the chapter number where watamote really starts shifting into yuri shouldn't be shared because everyone who asks for it has unworthy intentions and everyone who can be trusted with it doesn't care

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

did you guys know that this website is for fun