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I actually wasn't that far off you guys

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

We shall have a summer wedding

XP/98 remix

I had to draw this.

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

Fuck you, Baltimore! If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! [Bees?]! If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker you’ll fall for this bullshit. Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your [tray?]! Bring your [time?]! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck her! That’s right, we’ll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill’s, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s, home of challenge pissing! That’s right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don’t wait, don’t delay, don’t fuck with us! Or we’ll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell’s, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and I’d better not [bounce?] or you’re a dead motherfucker! Go to Hell! Big Bill Hell’s Cars! [Home of the world’s filthiest?], and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! Guaranteed!

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Cleo, the real human person who will be face revealing next weekend, is, by their own definition, a heavyset White femme presenting nonbinary person who is in their early-mid 40s. That's what they will look like. I need you to get that in your mind right now so that I don't see any dumb as shit comments about Cleo not looking like fanart or a cartoon or their anime style V-Tuber. They will look like a real human person. You will be normal about this.

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