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if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

my f

my feet are cold

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

Oh my god…

holy shit…

I’m gonna fucking cry!!!! Fuck!!!! I needed this

Bringing this back bc now every time I’m shaky when driving I just think of this and if those guys ever see this hi I hope you remember the girl you drove past at NOVA love you

NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES!! BOOST THIS!

SIGNAL BOOST!

SIGNAL BOOST THE FISH OUT OF THIS!

SIGNAL BOOST.

Oh FUCK she’s back. D: Guys, this isn’t a joke. Signal boost the shit out of this.

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Holy fucking shit this is horrible

@galeofvalla

PEOPLE DO THIS

HOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOST!?!?!?!?

No one is dying!

OH NO ITS OKAY I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH ANXIETY ATTACKS TODAY ANYWAY

…yup. This is exactly what one should wake up to.

Yo, I want everyone to see this, but if it triggers harmful stuff, don’t be scared to request for me to tag anythin’ at all

stay safe humans

You all be careful with the info you give out online! -modphire

BE CAREFUL, MY LGBTQA+ CHILDES :3

THE CARNELIAN ARMY WILL PROTECT YOU ALL

Boost

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The fact this doesn’t surprise me…Doesn’t surprise me. Anyway, just a warning for my followers.

Holy shit this is scary, be careful guys!

((BE CAREFUL GUYS))

PLEASE be safe everyone!! My blog is a safe space,so if you need someone to talk to,I am here!!

Nooooonono I’m really really scared nowwww

WOA–

wH-

This is horrible…what sick and twisted mind would have the audacity to do this?…

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We need to do something about this, reblogging this will be the first step @wickedpiratesexy @weavemama @jurvektheblogsmer @allmyfollowers

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

IMPORTANT !!

PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG

Damn

@missmewiththathate @misstakke @cherrykarts @ewanothersideblog @anna-hates-meanies SIGNAL BOOST

If you see a cat let me know

I have two kits my dude

does anyone read “y/n” as a character who isn’t you but a whole different person who is like the perfect version of “you” that you want to be or am i just weird ?

Punish a Muslim day is tomorrow. All Muslims, please stay home or lay low that day. I’ve had two people try to rip off my hijab already, so please be vigilant. This is not only in the UK, American bigots have willingly adopted it. Watch videos on self defense, pray from home, and always be alert because hatred can strike anywhere.

A Muslim woman was attacked in Michigan. Do not let this slide. Muslims have as much of a right to be safe and free as anyone else. Stay alert because news outlets in the US will barely talk about it.

i see no reason to not reblog this for the humanity of telling others to be safe and seek protection.

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Awww haha thank youuuu

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