there is still time

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

This is amazing!!

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

a hometown is a type of dead wife

I also moved back to this guy's dead hometown.

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

I’ve reprinted this drawing for the first time in years for Pride month, if you’d like one they’re here!

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point