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and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

it really does affect you for the rest of your life huh

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

what the fuck is tom cruise doing here?? why is this celebrity world cup?? never let usa host ever again this is a fucking snl show instead of a football final

Okay what if instead of a half time show they would just shoot Trump on the pitch

Argentina players could straight up bring a gun on the field and the refs would be like 🤷 its normal play

That was truly the people's world cup final