Say Yes To This Mess

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

literally love tumblr. logging on to see movie gifs, poetry excerpts, little textposts about soup ingredients and tenderness....i am hanging up my jacket and sitting down. im home

period

i have this

this was such a classic i’m gonna bring this to tiktok and misinform the gen z girls

YOURE TELLING ME ELON MUSK HOSTED SNL AND EVERYONE FUCKING HATED IT????

I know a lot of y’all just like love to cheer for his downfall or whatever but I’d like to remind everyone that he actually does have Aspergers and that’s why his jokes didn’t “land”. You can hate on his ethics all you want to but it’s bold af for someone to host SNL especially when they have a syndrome that limits their ability to do that and invites ridicule.

He also still owns an emerald mine in Africa and is a fucking trash person who tries to be repeatable despite being a fucking dickbag. I know plenty of neurodivergent people who are genuinely funny as fuck and have great senses of humor. Elongated Muskrat just sucks.

I’m nuerodivergent and funny as hell! It’s not the ASD he’s just unfunny.

E l o n g a t e d M u s k r a t

He’s a selfish prick who frontloaded his performance with a discussion of his ASD that belittled the accomplishments of other people with ASD. (Dan Akroyd, as mentioned, is on the spectrum and is actually funny.) Fuck that guy, he deserves humiliation, I hope his head deflates and he can grow up before he does anymore damage to the world.

what does smp stand for actually

When Google celebrates someone’s birthday or something and makes a special logo you can click the logo and find out who it is. In this damn website you get a Guy Fieri-themed logo for his birthday with no explication and you’re supposed to just live with it.