Butch 24/7

Thinking about kissing girls and getting my breasts loved on in a deeply perverted manner

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

“good girl” said (in a shaky terrified voice) by someone who is CLEARLY not the dominant one in the situation

I think I deserve a FFF threesome as a little treat

The lesbian pervert tattoo artist will do your piece for free if you let her huff some armpit or bulge, but she will pitch a tent every time you whimper or groan from the needle

maid.,. .,.,. . . make them bounce,.,,,,. .,,

ok look im robbing a bank and there’s this trans girl and she’s making a good hostage but she won’t stop asking if she’s doing a good job at being a hostage. its sorta endearing but she asks like every thirty seconds- yes girl you’re doing great- and i was wondering if you would like to make a deal for her

i love dykes and i hate cops