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dear tumblr what if I told you that the decameron on netflix is a show about begging to be loved, finding out that you can't force the love in the form you want but also that love, in some other form, always finds a way to you. that to love and to be loved is human. what then.

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

Ok but actually this exactly refers to jobs like children care, it applies to doctors, etc, because see not everyone has to have thier six hours at the same time, you can still have shifts, you can still have 24 hour stores, its just that no one will be working more than six hours.

And then if your commute is over an hour you dont end up semi-on-the-clock for over 10 hrs!

Actually I've decided this is a poem

the next child safety act will be locking every child in a plain white room with absolutely zero stimulation inside to prevent any bad ideas being picked up by exposure to anything at all