Egregious Malicious Atrocious Insidious Loathesome

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

Confirmed

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

Look at your ancesters

we’ve come so far…

I wonder how many floppy disks it would take to contain breath of the wild

A 3.5″ floppy disk contains 1.44 Megabyte(MB) of data, and there are 1024MB in a single Gigabyte(GB). Breath of the Wild is 13.4GB (or 13,721.6MB), so it would take roughly 9,528 floppy disks to to store Breath of the Wild.

the more you know 🌈

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I’m gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

you met god at a gas station at 3 am and he hated you

which Halsey song is this