The Grumpy Owl

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Manifesting a superior on my scenic design

I have two exams tomorrow and others that need to be graded so yk please potato of gold

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

undercover miss hong made three guys in love with the main character only for her to not be in love with any of them. instead, she prioritizes her unconventional family consisting of three other women and a little girl. the series ends with her telling her friend, who is helping her with a case, that they should go to the beach together (her friend’s lifelong dream). the finale was on international women’s day.

[image description: Dawn Summers superimposed over Sam Reich in Game Changer saying, "And I've been here the whole time!" end id]

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract