Depression Meals

Nap for lunch

ten orders of fries from smash burger and a large soda from wendys

a cup of orange juice blended with ice

Half a jar of icing with kit kat bars to dip in it

watered down gas station coffee and two slices of the cheapest bologna

Sitting on your bed at 3am, in the pitch-black darkness and complete silence because your roommate is asleep 10 feet away, eating Frosted Flakes dry, by the handful, from the box you left beside your bed.

Eating an entire packet of sweet and sour sauce and pretending your finger is a chicken nugget

Stale graham crackers that have been sitting on my dresser for a week

stale Triscuits and flat Diet Coke

“brownies” made from cake mix that expired in 2007 and half a bag of chocolate chips

a whole pint of overfrozen nondairy ice cream, with your fingers

A single piece of ham

leftover nachos from the cinema.

a bottle of sparkling grapefruit water (I shouldn’t eat grapefruits but whatever)

a slice of cheese and five m&ms

32 ounces of Very Strong coffee, a piece of toast, and twice my normal dose of adderall

Half a bowl of cold tomato sauce eaten with a spoon