hellsite masochism 24/7

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

sorry babe, but the quilted golden scorpion jacket from Drive (dir. Nicolas Winding Refn, 2011) stays on during sex

Official Post of Massachusetts

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

aroace dr ryland grace is so important to me

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

World Heritage Post

Every time you freaks find another person to ship Grace with or bloodymary trends again, I shoot another allo with my deathray laser. 💥💥💥Generally I think folk can ship whatever they want who cares but the fact that it’s SO popular, that people can’t watch a single fucking film without finding a way to introduce shipping honestly makes me sad. So unfortunately I must bring out the deathray laser 💥💥💥

Maybe the aroace character DOESN'T NEED to be a gay couple's third wheel