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@cheeseandfries
family is a crazy thing.
dick is fucked up in a way totally different to jason. who is fucked up in a way totally different to tim. who is fucked up in a totally different way to damian.
the entire cycle is bad. it’s all rotten. they know nothing about each other. they know each other better than anyone else. they don’t understand each other. they are the only ones who understand each other.
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just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
Xi Xin..... Xi Xin I love you Xi Xin.... Run away with me to train kids, we'll raise your brother together... We can even call Liu Xi and Gaoyang to come too.... Just be mine Xi Xin MY LOVEEEEE
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
So true it's awesome to have a game that basically forces you to be creative to fully engage with it's been so much fun to see
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Happy Weedster to all who celebrate, I drew this in mere seconds so my gay ass could go back to digging dirt in minecraft
too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life
a Common misconception under this post is that the weird kids will not judge you. I have news for you
Tim: I have a policy when my relationships end.
Tim: you have 24 hours to come get your shit or it goes to Jason.
Jason, looking up as if this was news. Looks down at the the shirt he’s wearing while pinching it, pulling it out. Stares at the giant red S. Shrugs and resumes scrolling at his phone.
Dick: that’s horrible.
Tim: they know this going into it.
Steph: it’s fair.
Dick: you’re ok with this.
Steph: I steal his shit now, why does not matter if we’ve broken up or not?
Steph: but yeah. And I’m not petty, I gave it to him knowing I might not get it back. I did love him at some point.
Dick:
Dick: and you’re ok wearing their shit?
Jason: it did feel weird wearing Steph’s thongs but yeah.
Dick: you did not.
Jason: I didn’t know.
Dick: you did not!
Jason: of course I fucking didn’t!
Jason: they didn’t fit.
during an emotional moment where dick is trying to give Bruce a peptalk
dick: remember what you used to say to me whenever I made a mistake or struggled with training ?
Bruce without missing a beat: you’re a disgrace to this family
Dick, affronted: No
Bruce: you’re a disappointment?
dick: no! You used to say it’s only failure if you give up
Bruce:
Bruce: I said that?
dick, now getting mad: you are unbelievable
Bruce: it just that I have no recollection of saying that
dick: well you used to say it alot
Tim: to you maybe. When I failed he would say [drops voice into a growl] “you’d think it’s a strip show with the way you’re showing your ass”
dick, scandalised: Bruce!
Bruce, nodding solemnly: I do remember that one
Dude what was happening in the writer's room when they made the Across the Spiderverse screenplay this is so unserious
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They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
no one can convince me that if miles morales existed in the mcu movies, he and peter wouldn't have trolled the FUCK out of tony.
tony: *glancing up fvrom his coffee* hey, ki--wait, what's up with your suit? miles, standing in his kitchen like a deer caught in headlights: uh tony: wasn't it blue?? literally two days ago?????? miles: uh. right. that's uh---yeah. but i . . . had a change in style tony: weirdo peter: *gesturing frantically from behind tony for miles to hurry up, grab the bandages, and leave* miles: anyway gotta go sir have fun with your . . . fourth coffee of the day. at two am tony: you're normally not this snarky miles: yeah i'm on a journey of self improvement. first the blue, now the doormat personality peter: *facepalms*
which one wins the best cliche spider-man trope?
Field trip to Stark industries
Peter in gotham
Peter, telling his origin story: “So I got bitten by this radioactive spider that escaped a lab and now I can climb walls—“
Matt: “Did you sue?”
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the honda odyssey, huh?
