half-asleep, regulus: id never ever kill you
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regulus, just about nodding off: ever
sirius: thanks reg
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half-asleep, regulus: id never ever kill you
sirius:
sirius:
regulus, just about nodding off: ever
sirius: thanks reg

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bruce is funny in a well timed dry joke or unexpected continuation of a bit way and selina is funny in a trolling you in the way she thinks is funniest that involves too much effort to be worth it but does it anyway kind of way
I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now
—Oscar Wilde, 1895
"dick was the angry robin" "jason was the happy robin" do we all know that people feel more than one emotion throughout their lives
We have two unwritten rules here:
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Don’t do this to me
my brother in christ you made the post
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i broke my head earlier this month so this time i had an actual excuse to disappear lol
whenever sirius wrecks his bike and rings remus for a pickup, remus can’t resist yelling “can’t park there, mate!” through barely contained laughter before rescuing his very embarrassed boyfriend
I can already imagine what the Mario Bros' final encounter with Bowser would be after his escape XP

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Dick: This sounds like a porno.
Bruce: I'll give you that. And don't say that word. How do you even know that word?
Bruce *under his breath*: Weirdo kid.
Dick: I can hear you.
Bruce: *Shushes Him and Plays Sleepless in Seattle on the TV*
Dick *15 minutes into the movie*: Why are we watching a romcom?
Bruce: Its a chick flick and a its heartfelt chick flick. You need to develop feelings and this movie moves me. You haven't seen the ending. Just wait.
*The climax of the Sleepless in Seattle is playing*
Dick: RUN FASTER!
Bruce *tearing up with chocolate covered strawberries in his mouth*: Why can't this happen to me!
Dick *throws his popcorn on the ground*: HE'S THERE! RUN!
In the hospital wing after a prank gone wrong, the boys surround a bed, where Sirius lays, purple spots covering his face. He had just regained consciousness when James begins to ramble.
James: Are you alright? This wasn’t supposed to happen! Are you in any pain?
Sirius begins sitting up, still slightly delirious from the experimental spell that had backfired.
Sirius: Ehhhh, only the normal amount
James: …The normal amount is… uh… zero
His faced marked with concern, but Sirius and Remus begin to lock eyes, confusion clear as day.
Sirius and Remus: It is!?!?!?
Peter and James now lock eyes, the worry of before amplified tenfold.
Peter and James: YES?!?!?
i fully believe remus was the studious marauder not necessarily the smart one. james and sirius were the smart ones. they would’ve winged everything and still got top marks.
"We're going to have to do better than this."
Before Remus could ask what "this" meant, Sirius caught him by the scarf and tugged him behind one of the stone pillars overlooking the courtyard.
"The hand-holding," Sirius said under his breath. "It's lost its effect."
Remus raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess, that girl is stalking you again."
Sirius risked a glance around the pillar before ducking back again. "She's still there."
Remus leaned sideways to look.
"I don't see anyone."
"Disillusionment charm," Sirius shot back instantly. He reached out and slid both of his hands into the front pockets of Remus’s jumper, stepping in so close their chests brushed. "She's advanced. You need to look at me like you're madly in love with me so she loses hope."
Remus eyed him. He knew exactly what the shimmer of a Disillusionment charm looked like. He knew for a fact there was no invisible girl spying on them. He had known for three weeks.
But Sirius’s hands were warm inside his pockets, and the smell of him was completely short-circuiting Remus’s brain.
So he shifted his weight, slowly bringing his hands up to settle firm on Sirius’s hips.
"Alright," Remus said after a moment. "We should probably kiss then."
Sirius’s eyes widened. "What?"
"To scare her off," Remus said simply. "We should probably make it convincing."
For the first time since he'd concocted the whole ridiculous plan, Sirius seemed to run out of words.
"Yeah," he managed after a beat. "Convincing."
Remus didn't give him the chance to think twice. He leaned in and pressed their lips together. The kiss was slow at first, almost tentative, until Sirius let out a soft, startled breath and kissed him back with enough feeling to make it painfully obvious they'd both been waiting for an excuse. Sirius's fingers curled into the front of Remus's jumper, pulling him closer as the kiss deepened.
When they finally pulled apart, the chilly air rushed between them. Sirius was flushed from the cold and something else entirely, his breathing uneven as he searched Remus's face like he was trying to work out what had just happened.
After a long moment, he cleared his throat.
"...Do you think she believed us?"
Remus laughed softly, his thumb brushing absentmindedly along Sirius's jaw before it came to rest beneath his chin.
"I'm not sure," he admitted. "Might have to keep it up for a while."
"How long is 'a while'?"
Remus pretended to consider it.
"I don't know." A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Hopefully, for the rest of our lives."

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Sirius Black has never been a second choice to anyone and that's who I aspire to be