Pens, Parchement, and Owl Feathers.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Sir. Respectfully. I uh. I uh. I uh. 😳

Please stop, I'm already gay! 😳

I was ADHD impatient and skipped the video forward before having a mental spit-take and having to rewind to be sure.

The girls are exeeerrrcising

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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