I'm rich, you know.

Caudecus Through the Ages

If any new threats are to come to Tyria, I’m not all too concerned—I’ve got a wonderful friend (or several) who is capable of saving the world all on their own.

Hmm... certainly, but my time is precious, so listen carefully! I won't be repeating it. I present to you, a guide to being rich--by me, your richest and most generous teacher, Lord Faren.

Honestly, I don't understand why I keep getting messages from the krait. I unsubscribed to their services eons ago! 

Is it hidden? Oh! Ha ha. Ahem. I have been to the Ossan Quarter many times! As one of Divinity's Reach's most affluent neighborhoods, the Ossan Quarter attracts many nobles! I've had visits here and there since I was a child; playdates with the children of my parents' political allies, shopping with the nannies, that sort of thing. By the time I got to be a teen-ager it was a very popular "date area" among my peers, so as you can imagine I saw a quite a bit of it!

I have some pleasant memories of the place, indeed.

Ahaha! Uhh, I am deeply flattered, dear lady - or fellow, other, etc - but I must, regretfully, decline your most touching offer. A man like me must fly free! To tie myself down to one woman (fellow, other, etc) would be depriving Tyria of a wonderful joy as surely as Captain Thackeray deprives Divinity’s Reach of a solid sense of humor. Blah blah, quirky phrasing, egotistical comment, what? What??

A mysterious force is informing me someone has already called ‘dibs’? Apparently it’s the…. moderators? There’s hardly anything in the upper Salma District that could possibly need modera—

Eh? What’s this? I must apologize, as I only speak New Krytan, my friend. I picked up a few words of this and that from my lessons as a schoolboy, but no more than a tidbit of Old Krytan or an Elonian phrase or two.Odd, though. This doesn’t sound like any of those. I’m far from familiar with the language, but Canthan had rather more squiggly bits, and whatnot, didn’t it? …Hold on - “Logan” and “Jennah?” As in Queen Jennah, Gods save her? It must be, if the “Logan” is Captain Thackeray - this message was meant for the Queen! Dwayna’s pinfeathers, I gather it’s in code! I’ll have to turn this into the Shining Blade immediately!