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@cheddarch33se

hi ! you can call me cheddar and you can use whatever pronouns you like for me! I am an adult. on this blog I'll probably mostly post fandom stuff (drawings most likely). reblogs are very much appreciated. hope you enjoy your stay♡

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Btw guys i now have a separate blog for my ocs, @cheddrch33seoc which i will be (slowly but steadily) filling with art, so you're welcome to check it out from time to time!!

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#happy belated birthday technoblade #and gay people

'Iron Lung,' the breakout feature from filmmaker and content creator Markiplier, will debut on YouTube on May 31st.

#WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #LET'S GOOOOOOO #CAN'T WAIT #iron lung

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct

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I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.

This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.

As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.

Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:

Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.

There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.

And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”

The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.

This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.

From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.

Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something

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Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.

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I’d also like to point out the use of the word “has.” The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isn’t filling the house with chintz. She doesn’t fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.

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This is my new favourite post in the world

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everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension

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And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex

I think its funny when they do this

I liked them a lot so i made them a real boy

#hell yeah they got their green lamp post #also they are so cute!!!!!!#tomodachi life

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if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

#my dad when he was much younger was offered to be a singer in a band which would later become really popular in our country #they are still popular and today they are considered one of the classics of our country's rock music #pretty much everyone over the age of 14 knows this band here #but on the day of audition my dad decided that he would rather hang out w/ his friends #and just skipped the audition #every time i remember this story i can't get over the fact how wild it is

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

I love incidental benches. Like any kind of knee high concrete ledge that you can sit down on. I'll even sit on a nice staircase. Fuck it. If it's late, I'm tired, there's nobody around, and I'm going down then I'll even sit on an escalator. Just try to stop me.

Obviously intentional benches are preferable, but I'll take what I can get.

There's even a bit of a nice thrill to sitting on a non bench. Like it's an exploit. The game devs never meant for you to sit there. Speed sitting strats.

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These is Pokémen

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“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

”I need to go on patrol”

i’m a warrior cat

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

POV you're one of anri's friends and she finally shows up at girls night after disappearing for six months

#anri blue lock #teieri anri #anri teieri #blue lock #bllk

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"Well you wouldn't find this fantasy so enthralling if it were REAL and happened to YOU" Okay, yeah, no, but you see it's not real and it's not happening to me.

I'd probably find it pretty traumatic if stormtroopers murdered my aunt and uncle, but no one seems to object to Star Wars on those grounds.

Been itching to make Sir Caine happen with my own two hands. Just an idea that desperately needed to escape my head. Colored chain mail and all. What do yall think?

#tadc #tadc caine #the amazing digital circus

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