tortured mspainter

gonna be real i forgot it was that mold spore’s birthday until i booted up tomolife

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore

i might post art but i have to describe what idrew and it's making me realize that this batch of pictures is kind of disgusting. lik ei hate objectively stating wht is happening in them it just feels gross. so im sorry in advance. i also have a headache and its not helping whatsoever

well... it is his birthday.

i might post art but i have to describe what idrew and it's making me realize that this batch of pictures is kind of disgusting. lik ei hate objectively stating wht is happening in them it just feels gross. so im sorry in advance. i also have a headache and its not helping whatsoever

Moral obsessions say shit like "if you hurt someone you HAVE to PUNISH YOURSELF!!!! but also remember that post you saw a few days ago that said if you punish yourself when other people are upset with you you're a bad person. So. Punish yourself for that too. Which means you did something bad which means you should puni-" I AM STUCK IN THE PUNISHMENT VORTEX GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEE

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

fnaf is not a mystery to solve, it is a canvas to paint on. many other things are like this I just wanted to mention fnaf

it's actually avideo game series and media franchise created by a republican that includes video games, novels, graphic novels, and films. The story arcs typically follow a night guard or other character trying to survive from midnight to 6 a.m. for five levels, called "nights", while fending off attacks from homicidal animatronic characters. Each game is set in a different location connected to a fictional pizza restaurant franchise called "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza". The core gameplay mechanics involve using tools effectively and managing limited resources to avoid being caught by the animatronics.

i like how it's not even "media franchise created by Scott Cawthon" nope it's just created by a republican. just some republican made it. only important detail about this person

you neglect to mention that fnaf isn't a video game

[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

You are so right actually