welcome to the lunar layer

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

Smoking on that we'd

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

shipping has a deserved reputation of being able to nuke ppl’s understanding of the source material but i would argue that ppl with intense hate boners for certain ships are very capable of matching them in this regard

a relationship and dynamic with another character can be a huge component of characters and their development and themes. it may be a fundamental part of their stories. a bias coming from the opposite direction can lead to just as laughable analysis regarding the bigger picture

#Sometimes you fully see people unironically doing “5 feet apart bc they're not gay” with characters who#may or may not be gay but sure are about 1 foot apart in canon lol

Sorry for spending so long in the character creator it will happen again

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

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I’m giving the ants full reign of the house while your father and I are gone, so be on your best behavior.

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.