SKATE CHAINED TO SOUL

I need to fall into a coma for 10 years so I wake up and dispensaries have moved on to microbrewery naming conventions and I can buy The Wooting Noob Indica-Dominant Hybrid Kush 31.5% total THC content 1.5% CBD

This sounds like a strain that would have you sitting in a dead trance, drenched in sweat and staring vacantly at things you can't even begin to put word to

the wooting noob will fuck you until you die

They wanted a drug that increased aggressive tendencies. They were scared. They were worried. They figured you guys were too soft, not fighting up to your potential. They wanted something to stir you up, make you mad, you know, tap into your anger. And we did it. Most powerful thing I ever saw. Even a bad trip, and believe me, I've had my share, do not compare to the fury of the Wooting Noob.