when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
doesn’t get much more interesting than this

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My dreams haven't really been subtle lately.
...yeah
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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!
why'd I write this like I'm 74
please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris
this person gets it
*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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the (straight!) wedding my partner was at today played good luck babe as one of the last songs, and I’m starting to think the straights don’t understand, like, words or text?
like even her other gay songs would make more sense?? Red wine supernova or feminenomenom would be weird but at least they’re upbeat?? Good Luck Babe is literally anti heterosexual marriage AND sort of a downer???
and now to celebrate marrying my man, my new favorite pop hit: “you will regret marrying a man” by Chappel Roan
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