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Gai: Am I doing too much? Kakashi: Honestly, Gai, you sort of make life worth living right now. Talk to me as much as you can.

Gai: If you hate me so much, how come you have a picture of me on your wall? Kakashi, lying: Dart board.

Genma: You know…Kakashi is a bit of a red flag. Gai: I’m color blind.

Gai: What’s wrong with you? Kakashi: I have the flu. Gai: Have you tried euthanasia? Tsunade, yelling from the other room: For the last time, it’s echinacea!!!

Like say what you want about "bad queer representation", but this was the song that made me openly and happily accept that I was bisexual. To see him up there Black and beautiful, making music that I love, absolutely killing it? Yeah. You couldn't tell me shit. This man made me proud to be out. "This will make them think we're evil for being gay" hey newsflash dawg-

Gai: Watch in awe as I rhythmically flex my pecs! Kakashi: Heh heh, featherweight.

Gai: I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even. Kakashi: That's pretty aggressive. Gai: Jeepers creepers, pop my peeper! Kakashi: Come on, man, what's the catch? Gai: Kakashi, just call me a little bubble, 'cause I'm on the level. Punch me! Come on, Kakashi, I'm insisting on a fisting. Jiraiya: What's this about a fisting?

Gai: If I kick Obito in the face, will you be mad? Kakashi: Depends. Can I watch? Obito: ...

Naruto: Hey, what's the difference between Kakashi-sensei's advice and Bushier Brow-sensei's advice? Tsunade: The difference is that ignoring Kakashi's advice can be a bad idea, ignoring Gai's advice is a bad idea, and ignoring both of their advice, when they're telling you the same thing, is a death sentence.

Kakashi: Gai, why are you vibrating? Gai: I took five scoops of pre-workout. Kakashi: Gai, that's a lethal dose! Gai: Not if I live through it.