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All Mutuals must know Zaundads don't tell me to stop talking

why does no one talk about how hard it is to draw vander dude. i'm so annoyed

Heartwarming! Man pissing on subway stairs genders you correctly, mortified he was doing that in front of a woman

He was doing it while on the phone and said “so long as there ain’t a woman around it’s fine” then turned around, saw me, and went “oh shit!” And started apologizing

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

I think i’m my own dead wife

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

1-800-WHEN-CAN-I-BE-FREE

1-800-WHEN-CAN-I-BE-FREE

bdsm stands for breakfast dinner snacks and meal

tumblr should have a gunshot sound push notification when a mutual deactivates