emo moss

i want to write a fic where naruto and sasuke get saddled with a child who orochimaru made out of their respective genetic material... but like have it be kind of realistic? because like. they would be bad parents at least at first. in boruto sasuke is an absentee deadbeat and naruto doesn't pay enough attention to his kids and i think that's a lot to do with their respective marriages as well but like. every time i read a fic where they have to take care of a sns baby they're always magically attached to it immediately. like oh little baby i feel a spiritual connection to you and i love you!! which is true for many parents but ALSO if two traumatized war veterans with a weird cosmic situationship suddenly had a biological child i think they would have strange feelings about it at the least. like come on neither of them know how to take care of children even a little bit. it would be a disaster! and to be fair raising a baby is often a nightmare when they're still babies like... dirty diapers, waking up constantly, them crying, you're always tired, like. it's exhausting. they would never hurt the baby on purpose but they would absolutely be flying blind

true. let me be delusional. sasuke had sarada but with sakura, he is absent. naruto had boruto and himawari but with hinata, he is absent. for some reason i think this has a lot of reasons, like in the movie they just decided to make naruhina canon without more explanation or development behind, the same goes to sasusaku. so for some reason yeah i think for sasuke and naruto can be a little overwhelming to raise a child on their own, but if they were together and they had that child i'm totally sure they would talk about it and give all they have to try and to take care of their child, you just have to notice how they work together plus how they work separate with another person. yes, it would be so difficult for them but still they would try together.

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

What?

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

they were also at the devil’s sacrament