Cringe Culture Is Dead. Long Live Emo!

Merlin AU where they’re doing the poison test but the second one of them picks up a goblet they immediately get swarmed by seagulls

If humans could vomit up their organs like frogs that would probably be how they would do surgery right? Less damage, less healing

Alien species who scar from almost all injuries, but the severity of the injury determines the color of the scar. Almost everyone has little blue lines and nicks, maybe some purple mixed it, but you know someone got REALLY fucked up if you see like orange or green

Friend with such a fucked up sleep schedule you may as well live in different time zones

I know corporations and billionaires are the ones trashing the world, but every time I throw something away I feel like I’m personally responsible for the Great Pacific Garbage Patch

If Pimp My Ride came out today, every car they did would have an air fryer.

Why is the tumblr keyboard all jacked when making comments?? What is this. wtf. Where’s the comma??

AU where you’re immortal until you meet your soulmate.

A screenshot of an article is not a valid source. It’s so easy to edit or manipulate screenshots. I am begging you to stop sharing information without linking your sources. And if you see something like this, please don’t share it without finding the source and adding it to the post.

Tumblr please put the search on individual blogs back where it was. Stop fixing things that aren’t broken and actually let me functionally mute my own posts if I want instead

Normalize adding alt text to your screenshotted additions so people who rely on it can enjoy a post in order instead of waiting until they find an ID 2 comments past the punchline

I think dudes should whimper more in songs