Eddie

random niko sasaki post for the dash. i think if niko came back from the dead (which of course she would) she would take SO much advantage of having magical pure-white hair to dye it a million bajillion colors without ever fearing bleach damage. she'd dye it neon pink, miku minty blue, dark/royal blue, sunset orange, ACTUAL sunset gradient orange to pink, hell she'd find a way to have it a different color every day and coordinate it with her outfits (the way: magic). for pride month she would dye it the entire rainbow flag, vertical stripes all around. if it wouldn't arouse suspicion in the commonfolk she would find a spell to make it constantly shift colors through the rainbow like a color-changing lamp. niko sasaki i love you

Let's not cooperate with mama

Always lovely to see how universal the experience of getting a very unwilling and strong minded toddler into the car seat can be.

I won’t pretend or try to understand the expansion rules btw. wake me up when they have finished ripping my family apart in the offseason

if they separate roque from the wives i will actually need a victorian era period of grieving. she is so incredibly perfect for them and the team & i can't take it.

c*rl out of the game, lesbian hat trick god this game is for the gays

STACEY HATTY LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

Every time they say "Royale Ultra Strength" a little bit of my soul dies.